*eyes widen* Hundwed Acwe Wood…. *he looks around confused for Pooh bear, sitting up on his little knees*
Got some bad news for you, kiddo.
*plops down on his bum and looks up at the familiar person* Hihi
The Hundred Acre Wood… it’s way too far away to be accessed on foot. What you’re looking at is simply a picture, or a decal. It is not a true sign.
*tears well in his eyes* I’m big boy I won’t cwy… *imagines Pooh far away*
You are possibly the strongest baby I have ever seen.
Some chocolate for your troubles?
*crawls backwards scared* Dat chocwit hab teeth!
No, no, Hector. It’s just beans… the fundamental material of chocolate.
[ OOC note: does Hector have any food allergies? Not trying to metagame, but I don’t want to accidentally poison him. ]
*tilts head curiously* How is chocwit made? *doesn’t have any allergies*
Basically they boil up the beans until it bursts, which makes cocoa liquor… raw and pure chocolate. From there the artisan chocolate makers will add milk and sugar and then all that’s left is to put it in the foil chocolate bar wrapper, or chocolate chip bagg.
I can take you on a tour of a chocolate factory sometime, kid. I don’t usually just give them out to little abandoned orphaned baby boys, but… ah, hell. We all need to live our life, eh?
*stops paying attention and starts tugging on Dwergaz shoes out of curiosity during the lecture*
Chocwit factiwy? *snaps back to attention and stands up on his* I wanna go!
Salute me, Hector…
*giggles and stands down* Fank yew fow yew sewvice! *tries to salute but slaps foreheads instead*
*holding back tears*
Awesome.
How fuckin stupid do yall think children are?
Hector is a 1 year old baby boy.
Well typically 1 year olds arent developmentally that far so I assumed they were aiming for five. But ignoring that man, while I got you, my question is why?
He is a 1 year old baby boy. Because I respect babys and the I’m going to respect him, and if he’s making trouble about the Hundred Acre Woods I am perfectly comfortable correcting him and having a conversation about it. Reason, I am a very sincere person. A lot of people on Tumblr just fight, bully and troll but I am one of the few who is willing to kindly explain to babys .
I um fukkin what bruh? Is this trolling? Is it all trolling? What the fuck what the f
No… like I said, Hector is a 1 year old baby boy roleplay character. What’s the big idea, you just like to mock people or something?
Somebody wanna tell me what the fuck is going on?
Hector Angel Lincoln Rose is a 1 year old baby boy and a good friend of mine. Some Tumblr edge lords have no respect for babys. Whether or not you are baby or human you have to agree that disrespect to babys .
sometimes you just gotta roleplay with babies on tumblr and thats that. all those people going “umu haha so weird haha is this trolling” need to take it fuckin easy. sorry hector for cursing
People say that old games dont look as good as they remember
Its because they legitimately dont.
The “fuzz” from CRT monitors was something that was definitely accounted for and taken advantage of back in the day when it came to video games! While this effect is noticeable in 3D games, it’s MUCH more visible when it comes to 2D sprites:
Just look how much more depth these simple sprites of Princess Peach and Bowser from Super Mario RPG seem to have when seen through the “dots” of a CRT TV screen!
i cannot stress enough that i do not care if you think jennifers body had bad writing. megan fox and amanda seyfried made out AND cobra starship was on the soundtrack. is that not enough? are you not satisfied? die.
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